PAGING JAY LENO! CAL TECH'S 310 GAME LOSING STREAK IS OVER, BABY! OCCIDENITAL COLLEGE GOES DOWN TO THE BRAINIAC BEAVERS! 26 YEARS OF HORROR IS OVER!! HOLY CRAP!

CalTech Beaver Fever!  
Not, Beiber FEVER, you idiot!!

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By Randy Economy
www.Economy4ABC.Blogspot.com
February 23, 2011
12:40 a.m.


PASADENA, Calif. –

Winfrey on the first national broadcast of The...Image via WikipediaPaging, Jay Leno.  Jay, you have GOT to these guys on your show this week.  Yep.  The STREAK IS OVER, BABY!  Beer Pong is breaking out in the dorms over at Cal Tech tonight.  I cannot imagine the hangovers that will be running rampant on this famed campus on Wednesday.
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Caltech's super brainy men's Basketball Team has WON a conference game for the first time since Jan. 23, 1985.  Trust me.  This is a "BIG DEAL" around our hood here.  This is a once in a lifetime night to remember.  The last time they won, I was 26 years old.  This past weekend I turned 51.  Do the math.

Our beloved Caltech Beavers are no longer losers in hoops.  Beavers? Huh? Yep. They are "da Beavers. Do you realize that Lindsay Lohan was born in 1986, and a gal named "Oprah Winfrey" debuted a national television talk show.  Ronald Reagan was President. Ah.  Good times.  LOL.

NOTE TO Jay Leno: Get THIS team on NBC Late Night ASAP. Come on.  Time is wasting!  
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They posted a win that will go down in College basketball history.  On Tuesday night Cal Tech beat the super brainy Occidental College 46-45 at the Braun Athletic Center.

It was the first SCIAC win for the Caltech program since they beat La Verne 48-47 - 26 years ago.  For all you math wizards, that was back in 1985.

Caltech had lost its previous 310 SCIAC games. 

"Tonight's win is a testament to the hard work each member of this team, the alumni and the supporters have put into this program. I hope that everyone who has participated in Caltech men's basketball is able to celebrate a little bit tonight," third year head coach Oliver Eslinger said. "We still have goals and aspirations that we want to accomplish as a program and this win is another step towards meeting these objectives."

Hey, coach.  You and the Beavers will probably be getting a call from Hollywood tomorrow.


The game clinching point came when Ryan Elmquist hit the first of two free throws with three seconds left. An Occidental desperation shot from behind half court didn't connect. The senior went out in style by scoring a game high 23 points while playing all 40 minutes.

But, no one is going to remember the details from this one game.  Dude.  The STREAK IS OVER!

So, do you remember these amazing things that happened back in 1986?

  • In 1986, A Loaf of Bread Cost 56 Cents 

  • Ronald Reagan is president of the US

  • The US officially observes Martin Luther King Day as a national holiday for the first time
  • The space shuttle Challenger explodes moments after lift off, killing 6 astronauts and a teacher
  • A major nuclear disaster occurs at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in the Soviet Union
  • Japanese video game maker Nintendo introduces its games to America
  • US warplanes bomb Libyan headquarters in retaliation for terrorist attacks
  • The Soviet Union launches the Mir space station
  • IBM unveils the PC Convertible, the first laptop computer
  • Charlotte Church, The Olsen twins, and Lindsay Lohan are born
  • New York Mets win the World Series
  • Chicago Bears win Superbowl XX
  • Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
  • Top Gun is the top grossing film
  • "That's What Friends Are For" by Dionne & Friends spends the most time at the top of the US charts
  • ALF, the Oprah Winfrey Show, and Pee-wee's Playhouse premiere
THE MIGHTY BEAVERS OF CAL TECH!  ROCKING THE BASKETBALL WORLD!


No. Name Pos. Cl. Ht. Wt. Hometown/High School
3 Mason Freedman G SO 6-0 170 Falls Church, Va./Thomas Jefferson
4 Mike Paluchniak G FR 6-2 175 Oostburg, Wis./Oostburg
10 Ziying Wang G SR 5-11 165 Rowland Heights, Calif./Troy
11 Pan Wang G SO 6-0 170 Germantown, Md./Montgomery Blair
14 Christophe Kunesh G SO 5-11 150 Oceanside, Calif./Carlsbad Seaside Academy
20 Will Dooris G FR 6-1 175 Canberra, Australia/Narrahbundah
21 Arjun Chandar G SO 5-10 140 Miami, Fla./Miami Country Day
22 Collin Murphy G SO 6-0 205 Wasilla, Alaska/Colony
23 Ryan Elmquist F/C SR 6-5 200 Woodbury, Minn./Woodbury
24 Ethan Boroson G/F SO 6-2 220 Tucson, Ariz./Catalina Foothills
31 Todd Cramer G/F FR 6-4 205 Ambler, Pa./Chestnut Hill Academy
32 Mike Edwards G/F SO 6-7 190 Canyon Country, Calif./Canyon
33 Alex Runkel F/C SO 6-5 190 Villin.-Schwen., Germany/Salem International
34 Brian Okoro G FR 6-1 200 Chino, Calif./Troy
45 Marcus Lucas F/C JR 6-4 200 Lacey, Wash./Bellarmine Prep  
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